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The Cheese Variety Shelf
October 27, 2011 - 5:55pm | by AustinThis week's post from yours is a cheesy variety, if you will, of cheese quotes, quips, and trivia.
Comment on your favorites or add to the collection bellow!
-Austin
Quotes:
“Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love.”
-M.F.K. Fisher, How to Cook a Wolf
"Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures".
-M. F. K. Fisher
"A dinner which ends without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye."
-Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
-unknown
“Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.”
-Luis Buñuel
“Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it.”
-T.S. Eliot
Hast thou not poured me out as milk, and curdled me like cheese?"
- Job, speaking to God


