Will Ferrell for President: Promises Cheese
Funny man celebrity Will Ferrell, claims he would run for president if he could promise every household a monthly wheel of cheese. Now that's true love for your country. Who's voting Ferrell?
'I would campaign on the platform of bringing back government cheese programmes. Every household would receive a wheel of cheese. Once a month. I'd allow people to exchange their cheese wheel if they wanted cottage cheese of yoghurt.
'My policies would always be rooted in some sort of dairy product.'
However, Will believes only good-looking people get into office these days, no matter how good their policies are.
Photo by Gage Skidmore

