Man Eats Half a Wheel of Brie in Crowded Subway Car
We've all seen our fair share of public transportation no-nos: bare feet on a bus seat, callous youths refusing to give up their seat to that sweet old lady just swaying along with the streetcar. But a new day has dawned for transit transgressions when a New York City man decided to eat an entire half-wheel of Brie on the subway—during rush hour—while taking up two seats. For those about to cheese...we salute you.
Homeboy was seriously enjoying a half wheel of what must have been a severely aged Brie with crackers. He'd dig his gross fingers into the Brie, dig out a piece, slap on a cracker and throw it down. The Brie was highly fragrant and most straphangers were appalled. He also licked his fingers after each bite (perhaps my biggest pet peeve/gross out move).