Florida Cheez-It Cracker Attack
Cheese Crime Alert! Andy Gatz of Palm Bay, FL, reportedly flung a box of Cheez-Its at his wife during an argument. A single, square cracker eluded the box and stuck his wife in the eye, which resulted in a hospital visit. Yikes.
A cheez-it cracker attack sent a Palm Bay, Fla. woman to the hospital after she had the gall to go to an Earth Day concert, police said. WKMG reports that Andy Gatz confronted his wife about going to the concert and then threw a box of Cheez-Its at her, according to police.