Center Cemetery In Southampton, MA...Vandalized By Cows?
A stray herd of Southampton, Massachusetts cows ended up in an unlikely place early this Monday -- a cemetary, knocking over several grave markers and decorations. This isn't their first act of vandalism, either. Police say the bovines have been caught loitering many times prior. Maybe it's time for their farmer to enroll them in some after-school activities.
The vandals that damaged a Massachusetts cemetery this week have pleaded "moo." Police say a small herd of cows knocked over 40 American flags and veterans' bronze grave markers, then snacked on a few flower arrangements, at the Center Cemetery in Southampton on Monday.

