All Decked Out in Cheese
Changing seasons brings a change in wardrobe, which means shopping! Regardless of how you feel about the task, it’s hard to deny the want to shake off the long sleeves and slip into something more comfortable. And we’re here to help you out, with a selection of dairy-themed threads. Would you expect anything else from us? No matter if you’re six or 66, there’s something here for you.
Guys, it’s prom season! Aren’t you excited? I would be if I were wearing this dress made out of cheese. Okay, maybe I wouldn’t be that excited, seeing as it’s cheese and would probably smell like cheese, especially in the sun…which is what the model below is likely experiencing.
Smelly and smeared in dairy = not what most prom-goers are aiming for. But hey, props for creativity, cheese-dress designers! Though now that I think about it, this cheese dress and Lady Gaga’s meat dress might make a delicious post-prom snack…I mean, you are going to need some protein after dancing all night. Gross? Maybe. But it’s all in the name of fashion, right?
If your kids aren’t quite prom-attending age, that’s cool too. No need to rush things! How about this adorable one-zie?
If you’re like us, the mention of the word “kid” brings to mind baby goats before actual (human) children. We love that this one-zie riffs off that confusion, and its simplistic design is so sweet. Got a baby shower in your future for a goat dairy farmer, curd nerd, or all-around animal-lover? Here’s your gift. It’s also available in kid, er, child-sized t-shirts.
Looking for some threads for your own closet? Never fear, the rest of our cheesy clothes are adult-sized.
Got a dairy farmer that you love to hug? Then this shirt is perfect for you. Do you have an overwhelming appreciation for the work dairy farmers do? This shirt is for you too. You know what, who doesn’t love dairy farmers? Let’s all get this shirt. We can take a group photo and Instagram it!
But maybe farming isn’t your thing. Maybe you just like to enjoy the final product (which is cheese, obviously). Maybe you like to enjoy said cheese melted between two slices of toasty, buttered bread.
Don’t worry; you’re in good company. We really wish we had discovered these sweet “I Heart Grilled Cheese” t-shirts at the beginning of Grilled Cheese Month! Oh, well, guess we’ll have to wait until next year. But you don’t! Buy that shirt and flaunt it. Let EVERYBODY know about your boundless love for great grilled cheese. Maybe you’ll even get a freebie from your local food truck or restaurant! You never know.
Not a huge grilly fan? All right, all right…what about pizza?
I mean, who doesn’t love pizza?! If you’re a true fan, don’t let anyone doubt it! Ok, yes, I know this is a sweatshirt, but even summer has cool days. Think of it now: lounging fireside on a breezy evening, cozy and comfy in your pepperoni pullover. Sounds perfect, huh? Plus, illustrated crewneck sweatshirts are all the rage…well, on Tumblr anyway.
Way better than bathing suit shopping, am I right? Happy summer!Written by Rebecca Haley-Park