If you were worried that you'd die without your friends and family knowing just how much you like bacon, there's hope in the form of this bacon coffin from J&D's Foods:
You ate bacon, you decorated your body with bacon, your car with bacon and your home with bacon. And now, you can peacefully rest wrapped in bacon.
Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens. Classy. Bacon. Coffin.
FACT – Approximately 56 million people die per year worldwide, 2.4 million in the US alone – 99% of which loved bacon.
These mouthwatering wafers are a cinch to pull together and make for a scrumptious snack or garnish for soups and salads. Best of all, they can be made ahead of time and frozen—perfect anytime you need a nibble!
In a large bowl or in the bowl of a stand mixer with the paddle attachment, beat together the softened butter and shredded Comté. In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, salt and cayenne. Stir the dry ingredients into the cheese mixture and mix until well combined. Add 1-2 teaspoons of water, just until the dough holds together when pressed in the palm of the hand.
Sliders inside a gorgonzola bacon cornbread muffin and slathered with chipotle mayo - what's not to love about this recipe? Perfect for pre-dinner nibbles, or serve three to a person for a complete meal. Fresh chives baked into the cornbread give it even more flavor and add color.
Ellen Cushing of the East Bay Express offers an article on what happened to the health-food revolution. Organic food and school lunch reform had its roots in the Bay Area, but somewhere along the way the movement veered off in favor of ultimate comfort food and indulgences made with whole, local ingredients such as uber-cheesy mac 'n' cheese and artisan cheese slathered, local bacon and beef burgers.
Farm-to-table is all the rage - and we love it as much as anyone else - but sometimes we forget that what we see in restaurants is an all-too-perfect version of our food. Patrise Shuttleworth of the Houston Press shares her own farm-to-table personal narrative that reminds us of the less delightful side of farming.
Well okay, I understand the birds and the bees. A farm is a great life lesson in the real, uncensored birds and the bees. What no one tells you is that male goats emit a particularly foul odor that is very close to what goat cheese tastes like. It truly catches you by surprise the first time, and then it just becomes sickening. As a lover of goat cheese, I swore I would/could never eat it again.
Farm Power Northwest is building two new methane digesters in Tillamook, OR. Methane digesters are an expensive investment, but a win-win-win situation for all involved: they create methane gas to heat homes while keeping methane from releasing into the atmosphere and make manure more viable for farmers' fields. Instead of relying on farmers to invest, Farm Power Northwest will build and maintain the methane digesters and pool local farmers' cow waste.
“It’s like our own little natural gas well except we’re not taking it out of the ground,” said Daryl Maas, a co-founder of Farm Power Northwest. “We’re harvesting it from manure.”
Cocoa, a female goat from New Jersey, has been frequently spotted around Manhattan with her owner. She was seen a few weeks ago eating pizza, and has since then been spotted eating gelato and strolling (leash-less!) in Central Park. There's some concern that perhaps Cocoa's getting a little too much attention:
Cocoa now has a Twitter feed. "1 week ago I was just another jersey girl crazy for a good slice...it's all happening so fast...the book deal, the interviews…," @Pizza_Goat writes. This is your moment, Cocoa. Try not to get overwhelmed.
Doug Speirs at Winnipeg Free Press has brought a very important news item to our attention: April is National Grilled Month. (For Americans and Canadians, apparently.) Speirs has compiled a thoughtful column filled with more grilled cheese stats than you'd ever need to know. We're already warming up the frying pan even though there are a few more days left in March...
After spending several arduous minutes conducting research on the Internet, it has become obvious we are not the only ones for whom the grilled cheese sandwich -- perhaps with a steaming bowl of fresh tomato soup -- borders on a religious obsession.
Five men and their sidekick, a goat named Wrigley, are marching their way across the country in hopes of breaking the Cubs curse. The Chicago based baseball team hasn't won the World Series since 1908. It's not entirely clear how this pilgrimage will help the Cubs win the World Series, but the five men are also walking for a good cause; they're raising money in support of cancer research. Don't worry - Wrigley the goat gets to come along in a bike stroller rather than walking the whole way!
Matt Gregory, 32, brought up the idea to the other four guys when they were all working at the same Denali Park camp in Alaska last summer. Gregory already completed two 5,000 mile walks. He said all the guys were Chicago Cubs fans, so they went for it. But to complete their ensemble of a Cubs-curse march, they needed a goat. So they went to Craigslist and found a goat for $60. Appropriately, they named him Wrigley.
Goat Lady Dairy in North Carolina recently put out this handy cheesemaking video for anyone interested in how cheese is made:
In only 15 minutes Steve Tate and the staff at Goat Lady Dairy in the North Carolina Piedmont explain the basic steps of cheese making and show how they do it at their family farm.