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Goat Vacation Contest!

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Summer's almost gone, and you still haven't taken your goat on a picnic? Well, it's time!

In honor of national goat cheese month, culture's giving away a fabulous summer picnic pack with award-winning Redwood Hill goat cheese, scrumptious Daelia's biscuits for cheese, and Bambu's eco-friendly All-Occasion Veneerware plates and cutlery to eat it off of.

All we need from you is the #1 reason to take your goat with you on vacation.

Contest closed. Check out the winning entries

Post your answer below.

Entries will be judged on:

  • Biological accuracy—I need a goat to clear poison ivy from the campground
  • Insight—What can I say? Chicks dig goats.
  • Humor—Smells better than my brother on long car trips.
  • Brevity—100 words or less, please!

All entries must be recieved by midnight, August 26. The five best replies will be selected by billygoat Austin to receive the prize pack. So sign in to the website—you must supply a valid email to be eligible—and tell us why you take your goat on vacation.

Angora goat pic via Tim Green aka atoach

I take my goat on vacation

I take my goat on vacation because it eliminates the need for me to repack anything at the end. It also makes a lovely travel pillow.

I have to take my goat

I have to take my goat because my cat is lactose intolerant.

goat on vacation

I would take my goat since she would make a nice soft pillow and could spend the night snuggling with me. Plus it would be nice to have warm milk to help me sleep and fresh milk for my cereal in the morning. I would love to have a goat away with lots of people some great vacation photos!

There's nothing like a

There's nothing like a traveling goat for starting conversations with strangers in other countries. My goat would be the ultimately ice breaker, greeting everyone with a friendly bleat. Also, hopefully traveling with my goat would put me in the good graces of all the dairy farmers and cheese makers we meet along the whey, leading to invites to taste delicious cheeses & yogurts. Now I just have to go out and get a goat; anyone know where to get one in Brooklyn?

Why would we need a reason to

Why would we need a reason to take our goat on vacation...? We wouldn't dream of leaving any of our kids behind!

Goat Vacation

I can't leave her at home because she wants a vacation too. She isn't' dry yet, and still needs to be milked. She is way smarted than other peoples dogs, and much quieter. She loves to ride in the passenger seat of my truck. One time we went to Sturgis during the motorcycle rally, and she loved it. She let the big, bad bikers pet her, and even try to milk her. She is suck a good girl. We cannot possible be separated for more than a day or two. I dont have anybody I can count on to milk and feed and care for her. She is also trained to carry our stuff. She can handle my bed-roll, some food, and some fire wood no problem. So all-in-all, why wouldn't I take her?

#1 reason to take my goat on vacation

I can't drive.

I'd take my goat on vacation

I'd take my goat on vacation because she can't read the postcards I send her.

I would take my goat on

I would take my goat on vacation because that's the only way this goat farmer could ever get a vacation! And who else would give me kisses so early every morning? I'm sure watching a goat "redecorate" a hotel room would be divinely entertaining. I would love to watch her make hoof prints in the sand and stare in contempt at the ocean. I dont know about you but my goats loathe water of any kind! And the best reason of all is her milk rates leaps and bounds above the continental breakfast cows milk at the holiday inn!!!

Why would I take my coat on

Why would I take my coat on vacation? Well that's a very silly question. My vacations usually involve going skiing so of course I'd take my coat. What??.......oh goat? I don't have a goat.

Ok I thought this over and

Ok I thought this over and read the other posts and realized I'm the only one that doesn't have a goat. So I just went and bought one. But I'm the smart one here. I bought a well to do goat and he's taking ME on vacation. :))

Hard core goat addict to the Philippines

I took a trip to the Philippines in Lipa City, Batangas, for 4 months just to hang with 300 dairy goats!! I helped to train the people there how to care for and feed the does, kids, and bucks. I also taught them how to disbudd, and hoof trim. Also all about pulling blood, and doing CAE and CL tests. I also taught them how to handle and care for their goats milk. I showed them how to make cheeses and candies. Everywhere I went I promoted the goat. No one was safe from my teaching or samples of cheeses and candies. My husband was glad I left him home. I have pictures I can share...
Annie from Amargosa

vegascooldoggy@yahoo.com

http://www.facebook.com/ann.bartley

Hard core goat addict to the Philippines

I took a trip to the Philippines in Lipa City, Batangas, for 4 months just to hang with 300 dairy goats!! I helped to train the people there how to care for and feed the does, kids, and bucks. I also taught them how to disbudd, and hoof trim. Also all about pulling blood, and doing CAE and CL tests. I also taught them how to handle and care for their goats milk. I showed them how to make cheeses and candies. Everywhere I went I promoted the goat. No one was safe from my teaching or samples of cheeses and candies. My husband was glad I left him home. I have pictures I can share...
Annie from Amargosa

vegascooldoggy@yahoo.com

http://www.facebook.com/ann.bartley

I would take my goat on

I would take my goat on vacation because as a mom, the downside of vacation is returning home and doing a ton of laundry. With the goat along, it could just casually EAT all the dirty clothes the kids generate and eliminate the need to pack it all home!

Goats on Vacation.

I would take my goats on a trip to Morocco and teach them how to climb trees. Doesn't seem like a baaaad idea.

I like goat pet i like the

I like goat pet i like the way you thoroughly wrote it.
MMA Forum

Cuddle time. The goat would

Cuddle time. The goat would be like your own personal traveling blanket.

The Goats will Guide us!

Vacation? Not unless the whole herd comes. First off we need The Queen to make sure everyone gets outta the way when we come through. Then the charming doelings to do all the meet & greet with their dams right behind to make sure everyone we meet is a righteous and good person (or goat) as they are the best judges of character. Senior does will find us all the best places to laze about, whether we want sun or shade, and of course, they always know the best places to eat, as they can see and smell beyond gates doors and fences.And if we don't find a suitable place, they will provide milk and warm soft bodies to curl up with.

Taking my goat on vacation...true story

What's a vacation? I define vacation as transporting doelings back to the dairy each spring. One year while bringing 50 doelings back from Minnesota to Missouri I stopped for gas in Iowa. As I pulled into the gas station I saw a convoy of US servicemen leaving for the middle east. It didn't take long before the soldiers surrounded the trailer and started asking questions. What are those? Were we a petting zoo...a circus? I thought it funny that Iowa farm boys didn't know what a goat was...but was glad to wish them well on their way to Afhanistan!

My Sweetie Loves to Snuggle. That is a very "goately' thing!

Vacation with Chiva means no fighting over who gets the covers or middle of the bed. HER MISSION IN LIFE IS TO GENTLY PLACE HER NOSE on my cheek and doze off to sleep for the night.

Photos available.

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Photos would be VERY

Photos would be VERY welcome...

Taking my goat on Vacation

I can't think of a better friend and companion. She's small, she's snuggly and she's cleaner than any dog or cat. Exceptionally good manners and very loving in a sweet and gentle way. She looks great in a pink pinafore. Really!

vacation w/goats

I bring my Alpine Ean, since he is trained as a pack goat and totes my wine & CHEESE, along w/other necessities. He is a wonderful trail buddy, never wanders off, and finds hs own food along the way.

Goat! = D

I would take my goat on vacation with me because our Home Owners Association doesn't permit the keeping of goats in our area, I could have my own supply of raw milk (as the FDA wouldn't allow that without raiding the place!), and not to mention that goats are my favorite animal! I love Nubians!

Nautical Goats

I take my goat sailing with me because he’s the ultimate status symbol. People really know I’ve arrived when they see my goat sunning himself on the forward deck, wearing a jaunty designer ascot, munching on imported alfalfa. Haute goat on a boat.

goats on holiday

The best reason to take your goat with you on holiday, besides the obvious companionship, is to see just how many people at rest stops will ask you "What breed of dog is that?"

Forget biological accuracy. I

Forget biological accuracy. I just wanna get my goat into goggles and scuba gear so he can go diving with me, maybe nibble some seaweed. What does goat milk taste like on a kelp diet I wonder?

I would bring my goat to

I would bring my goat to clear the campsite of weeds, frolic on the beach without sunscreen, help keep the tent cuddly warm on a cold evening, and to make negative commentary on my unflattering shopping selections....naaaah!

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Good answer, but no

Good answer, but no registered email = not eligible for the contest. Gotta have a way of contacting you all if you win!

Horny Old Goat

If I take my goat(s) on vacation, then I would be taking 3 Horny Old Goats!!

2 would be 4 legged and 1 would be 2 legged! A menage a trois? or a Quatre?

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Why You Take Your Goat on Vacation

In a recent survey, when asked why people don't take vacations... 40% responded that they had no one to care for their pets... so 40% of the time, the reason you take your goat on vacation is....

drum roll, please...

you don't have a goat sitter...

PS. 60% of all statistics are made up on the spot... just saying...

Well-behaved women seldon make history. Laurel T. Ulrich

Horny Old Goat

Just seems to me that it would be a wondrous thing to bring my Horny Old Goats with me on vacation. I have 2 4 legged ones and 1 2 legged one. Does that make a menage a trois or a quatre???

Goat road trip

The best reason to take goats on a trip - is to get more goats! We road-tripped from California to Washington to pick up 4 dwarf Nigerian goats a few summers ago. 4 goats, 2 dogs, 2 people, 1 Subaru Outback. It was a fun / hilarious adventure. We hit just about every rest area between Washington and California, and every stop was a circus and floor show for our fellow travelers.

Photos:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dannythorpe/4664564606/in/set-7215762406656...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dannythorpe/4664574640/in/set-7215762406656...

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You guys must SERIOUSLY click

You guys must SERIOUSLY click through. Bizonkers.

I GOAT you babe !

My goat saved the queen, in England
My goat blessed America
My Goat-zilla played in movies

I am proud and safe to go on vacation with such a super-heroe that will take care of me

Furthermore, my goat is the first one to smile for a picture when I say "Cheese !"

I GOAT you babe !

Mein Goat!

Mein Goat!

My psychic adviser told me

My psychic adviser told me that if I take my goat away from Chicago, the curse on the Cubs will be reversed.

I'd take my goat on vacation

I'd take my goat on vacation to the beach because she'd be the only one who could hang 8 on the surf board. We'd go to the beach because she'd also be the only one wearing her bathing suit top on the bottom. This will delight people and make them laugh. Of course we'd only DRIVE to the beach because I wouldn't want my goat to have to empty the contents of her bag at the airport security check point.

"...she'd also be the only

"...she'd also be the only one wearing her bathing suit top on the bottom" That made me laugh! Very creative post. :-)

Goat on vacation because

I need someone for "spooning" when on the road! "Kozy Karl" is my man

Why I Take My Goat on Vacation

So that I can have fresh milk for my coffee.

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Better than goat milk, I

Better than goat milk, I occasionally tempt fate by stirring cajeta into my coffee.

Cajeta

Sounds delicious!

Because I always get lost and

Because I always get lost and he knows the whey.

Curd yer Goat navigate a GPS,

Curd yer Goat navigate a GPS, though??

goats on parade

We all know goat milk makes the best cheese and yogurt. Since you can make yogurt outside (http://survivingthemodernworld.com/2011/porchgurt/), all you really need is a hot summer day, a camp stove and mason jar to pull it off. So bring your goat with you and have fresh milk for your own yogurt and labneh cheese... on the hoof. If you bring an extra jar, you can even share some with your friends/family/fellow campers/bed & breakfast owners!

I'd take my goat on vacation because...

... nothing gets my goat more than people who leave their poor goats home alone while they frolick on the beach.

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