Gawker goes there: the "I hate cheese" rant
Gawker author Brian Moylan has something to share with you:
I think this is going to be the most controversial thing I have ever published: I hate cheese. I think cheese is disgusting. Every single aspect of it. I hate the way it smells; walking past the pungent cheese section of Whole Foods is like being in a sort of agricultural locker room. I hate the taste of it, harshing on my tastebuds like some foreign infection. I hate the consistency of it, either the mucousy texture of brie or the creamy bite of Cheddar. I hate it all.
He continues on the same vein, with a few choice examples not printable in this, a family publication.
But besides possibly winning a lifetime subscription to the magazine, why don't we give Gawker what they want: clicks.
This is your thread, people: get registered, go forth, and defend cheese!
Won't eat any food that touches cheese
Hating cheers has affected my social life. It restricts me in so many ways. I look at a menu and almost very dish has cheese. I also don't like eggs or dishes with lots of mayonnaise or butter. It makes me want to literally throw up.
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