This week's post from yours is a cheesy variety, if you will, of cheese quotes, quips, and trivia.

Comment on your favorites or add to the collection bellow!

-Austin

Quotes:

“Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love.”
-M.F.K. Fisher, How to Cook a Wolf

"Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures".
-M. F. K. Fisher

"A dinner which ends without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye."
-Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
-unknown

“Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.”
-Luis Buñuel

“Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it.”
-T.S. Eliot

Hast thou not poured me out as milk, and curdled me like cheese?"
- Job, speaking to God

"Apple pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
-Old English saying

"How bout some cheese with that 'whine"??
-My mother (to the best of my knowledge)

"Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese".
-Nick Cannon

"The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you find new
cheese".
-Unknown

Jokes:

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?
A. Caerphilly.

What cheese is made backwards?
A. Edam

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